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Monday, January 21, 2008
01:54
Time machine.

Perhaps the SJI International physics laboratory is a distorted version of a time machine. Distorted, because the human mind has already been influenced by the media in regards to how a time machine should look like if ever it has existed. In the case of Doraemon's time machine we may argue that the time machine itself is the biggest joke known to mankind.
Earlier this morning, as I transcended through the scalar quantity that we call time, my thoughts began to whirl around in a concentric manner, at a certain vantage point inside my memories where as far as I can remember I was sitting down in a similar place with a bunsen burner in front, two or three faucets, a dirty towel, and an uncomfortable stool. Practical. Yes, it was the physics practical. I was fumbling, my hands were sweating, my heart galloping, chasing time, it seemed that time was too fast, or maybe I was just too slow? I did not know. All I could remember was drawing this stupid idiotic graph that was totally horrendous and indecent-looking. It looked like a longitudinal section of half of a bra cup with a decapitated tip, leaving a straight horizontal line on top which connected the remaining two crosses I have plotted on the graph paper. Up to you to imagine how it looked like. Oh yeah, I also remembered that I did not bother to answer the paper's last question. Who did anyway. Shame on you if you did.
And yes, it seemed like time has rewound itself a couple of months and days for me to reminisce the deliveration of the two years of hardships and sufferings under the indirect powerful reign of the O Level markers.
Yes, master, we will answer the questions in accordance to your instructions.And soon I came back to my present world. What a relief. I hear Mr. Saranam in front talking about deriving formulas to find velocity, acceleration, speed, time, distance traveled, etcetera. It was actually easy. I was looking at this graph he drew on the board, and as he was painstakingly drawing the line showing the deceleration of an object, without any relevant connection whatsoever I realized that I will be getting my GCE O Level Certificate this coming Thursday.
Hope my grades won't decelerate.