rowlandanthonyimperial
Friday, November 2, 2007
11:52
Talking cock and crapping shit.
Rheyza and I had a very interesting conversation today. Although I am totally banned from spilling out the good stuff (really good stuff, but quite saddening actually), I would like to thank her for trusting me regarding the issue. Promise, I won't tell it to anyone.
Anyway, I have always been studying together with Bo Er inside the computer room, and only now have I realized the plethora of interesting conversations we have been having since the day we started feeling the exuberance and pleasure of talking cock and crapping about shitty things whenever we are busy studying for exams.
Bo er and I had a very interesting conversation two days ago, all saints' day.
Bo er: Rowland...
Rowland: Yes?
Bo Er: Why is there All Saints' Day?
Rowland: (thinking) um... to commemorate all the saints?
Bo Er: Huh?
Rowland: Um, it's a Catholic thing.
Bo Er: Oh, okay. Oh, so St. John Baptiste de La Salle is a saint?!
Rowland: Yeah (duh).
Bo Er: Cooool. Hmm.. so how do you become a saint?
Rowland: Hm.. complicated. It's a very long process.
Bo Er: Really?
Rowland: Yeah.
Bo Er: Ah... so do you know any living saint?
Rowland: No, all saints are dead. And no one can be a saint when he or she is still alive.
Bo Er: Ha?! how come??
Rowland: Um, cause, it takes a long time to be a saint?
Bo Er: So you mean you can only be a saint when you're dead?
Rowland: Yeah, duh.
Bo Er: How long does it take for a person to be a saint?
Rowland: Quite long eh. A few hundred years, maybe?
Bo Er: Whoa!
Rowland: Even Mother Teresa's still not a saint, although before many people called her 'the living saint'.
Bo Er: ...
Rowland: There is a canonization thing they call, which makes you saint...
Bo Er: 0.0
Rowland: But before that you must be beatified first.
Bo Er: O.O
Rowland: Do you know Joan of Arc?
Bo Er: (head shaking)
Rowland: Okay... well she got canonized like 300++ years after she died.. that's what I think.
Bo Er: (confusion turns to amazement) Wow... that's a long time.
Rowland: Anyway, let's continue studying.
...a few minutes later...
Rowland: Hey Bo Er.
Bo Er: Yeaa?
Rowland: I just heard from the radio, some American guy managed to eat 103 burgers in three minutes.
Bo Er: Crazy retard.
Rowland: Like you lor.
Bo Er: No, like you!
Rowland: -_-
Bo Er: hahaha...
...and the studying continued until 10pm.
