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Friday, November 16, 2007

03:34

Dreams.

Dreaming is an act of pure imagination, attesting in all men a creative power, which if it were available in waking, would make every man a Dante or Shakespeare. ~H.F. Hedge

I have been wondering.
For the past few days, after the culmination of the month-long litany of O Level papers, a stream of new, virgin, au courant, neophytic dreams have obliterated my regular dream sessions of britney spears dancing and shaking to the beat of 'break the ice'. my REMs have been unpleasantly getting even more rapid. My dreams are becoming unorthodox, unusual, even paradoxical. Oxymoronic information are piling up between the grooves of my exasperated brain, creeping like viruses, attacking my immune system, injecting their RNA code, into my somatic cells, a bothersome process of duplicating of their wrath and hideousness.

Dreams.
Aren't dreams supposed to make you happy?
After one long day, after all the stresses and the hustling and bustling of this barren world, after the long traffic jam, the honks, the beeps, the shouts, the smoke, the smog, the belch, the fart, after the insidious remarks by your boss/teacher/whatever-you-call-them, after the break-up you had today, after your wallet was stolen, after you stepped on cow poo, after you have received your house bills, after the long ordeal in the toilet, after everything unpleasant in life?

Dreams.
Why are some dreams like that?
Why do they make us worry so much, why do they prevent us from having a well-deserved rest?

Dreams.

Actually, if I can just remember my dreams, if they were just as vivid as britney spears' see-through garments, if my mind could just work like a biological Mass Storage Device, with Bluetooth functionality, hey, I can make a fortune out of my dreams.

Imagine.
Best-selling author, Yours Truly.
Over sixty-nine billion books sold.
Translated into 146,000 languages and dialects.
Winner of the Pulitzer Prize Award.
Of the Nobel Prize in Literature.

..Next on discovery channel...
Narrator: How does this widely-acclaimed author manage to write such beautiful and exotic stories? Let us take a peek into the world of the maestro, the magnifico, Yours Truly. Watch this astounding documentary of Yours Truly, Dec. 25, 8pm on discovery channel..

duh.