rowlandanthonyimperial
Friday, November 23, 2007
04:54
Beefcake? hahaha, no no, a bruiser, yes.
An inconsequential matter this is. Inconsequential.I want to get a little bit of muscle.Ummm...Okay, scientifically, this is wrong.You don't manufacture muscles like chinamade and chinafied toys, you develop them.I have more than 600 muscles in my body, all of them underdeveloped, feeble, debilitated, and unpalatable. I, the wonderful work of art; the obra maestro of a month-long O-Level canticle. See? It is the best slimming technique unsold in any market. See it for yourself.Curses to you, the advertising universe.You, gyms and beaches.You, swimwear companies.You, CKs and Hanes and Jockeys.You, porn sites.You, budding actors and actresses, sports enthusiasts.You make those who belong to the emaciated taxonomic group, the epithelial lot, the malnourished twigs, inferior and imperceptible among the eyes of many people. You make us seem weak, deluded, innocuous. We live the world to suffer social disgrace.Thanks a lot.How I wish anaerobic respiration could my my muscles bigger and leaner.If then, I would pinch my nose, close my mouth, and stop breathing straight away and drown myself inside my thoughts, until I become a bruiser.
