rowlandanthonyimperial
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
01:33
Jokes, joke, and more jokes.
Finally, bio prac is over.I spotted wrongly! I thought homeostasis and leaf will come out.In the end I saw myself with a zillion specimens, comprising fruits and seeds.Actually, the practical was good. I think I did well, though I may have done a few mistakes here and there.I hope I can get an A1! =DWell, I would like to put some jokes here.. some may be in Tagalog, so ask some Pinoy firneds that you know to translate them for you! JOKES!#1:JUAN: Pedro! Nasaksak ako! Walang hinto tagas ng dugo ko... Please, call me a doctor. Call me a doctor!!!PEDRO: Sige, you're a doctor! Doctor ka Juan! You're a doctoooor!!!#2:ERAP: Pare ang bilis ko natapos buuin 'yung puzzle!JUAN: Talaga? Gaano kabilis?ERAP: Five months!JUAN: Ang tagal naman!ERAP: Eh tanga ka pala eh. Anong matagal, nakalagay nga dito "for 3 years and up"!#3:Nakakainis minsan!Kung kailan alam mong mahal mo na siya,saka pa siya nawawala.Pero may mas nakakaasar pa diyan:'Yun ay kung kailan alam mo na 'yung sagot,pass your papers na agad.#4:PEDRO: Manong bayad.DRAYBER: Saan galing?PEDRO: Bulsa ko!DRAYBER: hindi, saan sumakay??PEDRO: Edi sa jeep niyo!DRAYBER: Loko 'to ah! (bigyan ko nga ng kulang na sukli)PEDRO: Manong kulang... magkano ba Quiapo?DRAYBER: Bakit, bibilhin mo?
#5:Quote for the day:'Di bale walang tulog, kaysa naman walang gising!#6:Friends are like charcoals on fire;together they glow.Apart, they die out...Hope the glow that we have won't ever die out!Take care then, my precious...Uling!!!#7:Small boy wrote to Santa Claus, "send me a brother".Santa wrote back: "send me your mother".#8:NANAY: Hon, kanino kaya nakuha ng anak natin ang kagandahan niya?TATAY: Syempre sa'yo!NANAY: Talaga?? Paano mo naman nasabi? (kilig)TATAY: Kasi walang natira sa'yo eh.#9:PARE 1: Gara ng sapatos mo pare!PARE 2: Sorpresa ng misis ko.PARE 1: Saan nabili?PARE 2: Ewan. Kita ko lang sa ilalim ng kama kaninang umaga, may medyas pa.I feel most of the jokes are really really funny, especially when someone reads them aloud to you. hope you had fun reading them as much as I did. =)
